random stuff overheard at the exodus...

Six Years!!

2011-05-25T18:01:00.001-07:00

Happy birthday to me.

no mixed signals here

2011-01-10T11:08:00.000-08:00

(after BM just ate some spicy food)

MJ: "Your face is turning red."
BM: "It's pretty hot."
MJ: "Take your shirt off!"

low self esteem

2011-01-07T21:19:00.000-08:00

AJ (on the phone): "...everyone except Minjue..."
MJ: "is awesome! ...no, wait!"

Bursday...

2010-05-25T13:28:00.001-07:00

Happy 5th birthday unofficial exoblog!

Will you ever be revived?

Greetings v2

2009-08-05T23:39:00.001-07:00

Another random IM at night:

fugu: hey, back in boston?
oops
wrong person, hahha

MJ: hahahah

fugu: so.... how's it going? ;b

4 Years!

2009-05-25T20:34:00.000-07:00

Happy 4th Birthday unofficial Exo-blog!

(welcome back JW!)

Fun Flashback...

2009-05-05T12:09:00.000-07:00

Happy Cinco de Uno!

Where'd you hear that?

2008-11-19T11:50:00.000-08:00

JW: u have 4 mil dollar home?

TC: huh?

TC: HW lives in a 8 mil dollar home...

TC: our condo was - - -. where'd you hear 4 mil?

JW: haaha

JW: crumpler bag

TC: hahahah

(Crumpler makes camera bags... one of them is called 4 Million Dollar Home)

Lost in Translation

2008-08-08T11:48:00.000-07:00

(EL's wedding rehearsal dinner at Chinese restaurant)

Groomsmen 1: What does that Chinese character on the wall mean?

Groomsmen 2: Fortune... Foo...

GM 1: Huh?

GM 2: Fortune... Foo...

GM 1: Ok...

Someone: Did you say, "fortune, you fool..."

GM1: Oh... no, no, no.... it means fortune... pronounced "fu"

2008-07-15T14:21:00.000-07:00

BH: "This music speaks miles..."
BM: "You mean volumes!?"
BH: "Ooohh yea..."

I see "pretend" trains...

2008-07-08T00:59:00.000-07:00

(while hearing train whistles blow & the low rumbling sounds of a passing train)

SK: "Is that a real train or just imitation?"

anatomy lesson

2008-07-03T23:56:00.001-07:00

RY: "How come girls don't get prostate cancer?"

How to make people feel awkward...

2008-07-03T23:53:00.000-07:00

(talking to HP's friends who we all just met)

JT: You're getting married?
JT: When?
JT: Are we invited?!
Couple: ...

what teachers learn

2008-07-03T23:50:00.000-07:00

JT: "The first few months I was teaching, I got sick every other week. It's because I hadn't learned to eat without washing my hands yet."

japanese taste

2008-07-03T17:29:00.000-07:00

(talking about drinking water)

NS: "It tastes good! It tastes like there're rocks in it!"

do they know they're related?

2008-07-02T23:40:00.001-07:00

NS: "Oh, I have two friends who are lawyers."
JW: "Oh really?"
NS: "Yeah, they're brothers. And twins. They're BOTH twins!"

2008-06-23T07:30:00.001-07:00

JT/TC: "A lot of people think that they will just grow over time when in fact, they're just aging"

In Memory of the Spoon that Fell...

2008-06-22T20:31:00.000-07:00

(buying shaved ice)

RY: *grabs 2 spoons*
JW: Oh, they already gave us spoons
RY: It's okay, you never know what's going to transpire
JW: Yeah, that's right... like if we were walking along and see 2 abandoned bowls of shaved ice on the street
RY: That's right
JW: God works in mysterious ways.
JW: You gotta be ready! God wants to move in your life but you have to be ready for it.
RY: I'm ready! I'm ready! *holds up the spoons* See?!

(keeps walking to car)

RY: *drops one of the spoons walking to the the rice-rocket mobile*
JW: What?! God's taking it away.
RY: That's right. When you're not a good steward of what God gives you, He'll take it away.
JW: Yeah, like if you bury your talents in the ground.

Deleted Memory #4

2008-06-22T09:08:00.000-07:00

Click here to draw a house on The Exodus Street!

click on the above to draw your house. it'll analyze your
personality based on the drawing, and then add it to The
Exodus Street so you can see others' houses and their
personalities! ackckkc! how fun is this gonna be?!
please do it. don't leave me hanging so i feel like a loser
with the only house on the block.

Click here to see The Exodus Street!

admitting defeat?

2008-06-02T00:42:00.000-07:00

Beach vball, during a close game, where NS and RC's team get a side out.

NS: "We're not going down easily!"
RC: "We're not going down at all!"

3 Year Anniversary ...

2008-05-25T01:00:00.000-07:00

Happy 3rd Birthday unofficial Exoblog!!!

Deleted Memory #3

2008-01-12T22:22:00.000-08:00

Memoirs of a Geisha

??: "BM was in that movie"
TC: "Yeah, he was a geisha!"

Deleted Memory #2

2008-01-06T10:48:00.000-08:00

EmL: "Sorry, the clippers are really loud"
TC: "It's okay, I have a Cantonese girlfriend"

Deleted Memory #1

2008-01-06T10:47:00.001-08:00

DVJ: "I lost my driver's license, but found it a few months later... in my wallet!"

Mantou?! ... or not?

2008-01-06T03:49:00.000-08:00

RY: "Is it still hot?"
JTC: "No, it's kind of mushy and cold. I'm sorry, but I keep touching your buns!"

Casual Fridays

2008-01-02T00:35:00.000-08:00

fugu: packed?
MJ: no
MJ: i'm at owrk
MJ: flipping out
fugu: oh man
MJ: u may just be picking me up
MJ: no clothes, haha

crap?

2008-01-01T21:47:00.000-08:00

(after holding it for a 5 hr flight)

MJ: I need to drop in a load......of laundry!!

"I feel like..."

2007-12-17T01:45:00.000-08:00

Internet Crimefighter

2007-08-02T19:08:00.000-07:00

Kay: do you work with daddy?
BM: yes, we fight crime on the internet all day long.
Kay: why do you fight?
BM: ...

They're real to me...

2007-07-31T22:02:00.000-07:00

Talking about seeing an old classmate at dinner and the possibility of playing a trick on her and then saying that "MJ put me up to it!"

MJ: She wouldn't know my by MJ! I go by EK at school and work.

TC: Except for the guy at work who calls you Legolas...

(background story explained... then from nowhere...)

NS: Wait, Legolas went to Yale?

(everyone looks at NS...)

NS: Hey... but... Natalie Portman went to Harvard...

Someone: But Natalie Portman is a real person.

Greetings... or not...

2007-07-31T21:37:00.000-07:00

Random IM at night:

MJ: hey!

MJ: it's good to see u online again!!

MJ: oh crap

MJ: i double clicked TC instead of RY

MJ: hahahah sorry

TC: thanks

MJ: good to see u too!

the best anti-theft system

2007-06-13T16:38:00.000-07:00

(walking through the parking garage, on the way to lunch)

HW: What the heck! This guy parked so close to my car!
(goes over to see if the car hit his car)
HW: There's barely an inch! What the crap!
BH: Did he hit your car?
HW: I dunno, I can't tell.
(BH walks around to the front)
BH: This guy left his window down! You wanna do something? Oh, but be careful, what if you stick your hand in and a poisonous snake bites you?
(uses his hands to demonstrate how a snake might bite a hand reaching into the car)

(at this point everyone turns and looks at BH)
BH: Dude, that's what I would do as a test. Who in their right mind would leave their window down?
JW: Who in their right mind would keep a poisonous snake in their car?!

2 Year Anniversay ...

2007-05-25T08:43:00.000-07:00

Happy 2 year Birthday unofficial Exoblog!!!

What? I didn't hear your question

2007-05-07T11:38:00.000-07:00

(response to BH's story of how he couldn't hear out of one ear and had to goto the doctor)

NS: "Wait, how did you know you couldn't hear?"

What does what?!

2007-04-21T21:12:00.000-07:00

NS: "All I know is that something does something"

Come again?!!!

2007-04-21T21:04:00.000-07:00

NS: "No, no! Keeping singing what you're singing while I'm singing!!!"

just add water

2007-04-18T15:19:00.000-07:00

BH: "If we went through traffic, it would take 3 or 4 hours to get to Riverside!"
HW: "Someone needs to invent the teleporter. Ben, do it."
BH: "Nah, that's humanly impossible. They would need to break down cells and stuff. You just need to make a really fast boat."

what can purple do for you?

2007-04-18T12:26:00.000-07:00

BH: "Can I go to a UPS store to Fedex something?"

Computer games ...

2007-04-14T09:26:00.000-07:00

BM: "I’ve blown up things like a million times! … but after blowing up things with (insert geeky word) and then blowing up stuff with (insert geeky word) , it’s like … just blowing stuff up.

It’s not as much fun as it used to be."

Feelin' hot hot hot

2007-04-10T09:35:00.000-07:00

When ordering at Thai Paradise, you can choose how spicy you want your dishes on a scale of 1 to 10.

Thai Lady: What would you like to order?
RY: Roasted Duck Salad
Thai Lady: How spicy?
RY: 10
Thai Lady: 10?! Are you sure?
RY: Yes
Thai Lady: ooohh, you gonna burn....

1. pull out cigarette 2. light 3. smoke

2007-03-23T15:02:00.000-07:00

TH is a coworker.

TH: "Have you ever smoked?"
BH: "No. Have you?"
TH: "Yeah."
JW: "Like you smoked for a long time and then quit?"
TH: "No, I just tried it once or twice."
BH: "What, you couldn't get it to work or something?"

Duped (again) by a (very smart) 3 year old...

2007-01-29T23:06:00.000-08:00

[what happens when you pretend your housemate's rabbit is yours]

BM: Where's your rabbit?
Kay: Not yet! Not until I'm BIG! *throws arms up*
BM: I have a rabbit.
Kay: Uncle SAM has a rabbit!
BM: Uhh...

why fasting isn't more popular

2007-01-22T10:55:00.000-08:00

JC: "Meals aren't as fun without the food."

you might be from LA if...

2007-01-04T16:22:00.000-08:00

(driving through KC and looking at the trees with no leaves)

BH: Why are all these trees burned?

Grayer part of BH's memory

2006-12-27T09:56:00.000-08:00

JuW: Who is this?
JL: Corinne Bailey Rae.
JuW: What is she? Is she black?
JL: But she's light skinned. Light Black.
BH: That's like BM's song, "lighter shades of gray".

Christmas theological debates

2006-12-27T09:47:00.000-08:00

(about the meaning of Noel)
EuL: I think it means Christmas.
JW: God with us?
BH: Hahahahah, that's Emmanuel.
EiL (after googling it): It means Christmas.
JL: That makes sense, "The first Noel".
EuL: Hmm, what does Hark mean?
EmL: I think it's the angel's name. You know, Gabriel, Hark.

Because Plastic is Much More Comfortable Than Cotton...

2006-12-16T11:21:00.000-08:00

[talking about wrapped sour candy sticks]

RY: Why don’t you stick them in your pocket. They won’t fit in my purse.
DVJ: But when I walk up to the ticket guy, he’ll be like, “why are your pants crinkling?!”
RY: You can tell him that it’s because you wear plastic underwear
DVJ: Yeah, that’s true.

Thanks for the compliment!

2006-12-14T14:04:00.000-08:00

Client: Oh, I'm such a retard at computer things! You're so good at it!
TC: That's ok. There's plenty of things I don't know anything about.
Client: Yea, I can only imagine!
TC: (funny look on face behind client)

we can set it up

2006-12-07T19:57:00.000-08:00

BM: "What's gonna happen in 2007?"
MJ: "BM's gonna get a girlfriend....courtesy of MJ. No, I mean....."

only being polite

2006-12-01T01:08:00.000-08:00

MJ: "How was work? You look so tired."
SS: "I don't want to talk about it."
MJ: "Yeah, me neither."

No, really, you shouldn't have

2006-11-29T15:19:00.000-08:00

BH: "Hey, JW, can you spot me a dollar?"
JW: "Sure."
BH: "Thanks. Sorry. Happy Birthday, man."

cricket cricket cricket...

2006-11-27T03:33:00.000-08:00

someone post something!!!
don't let it die! never let go!!!
say it with me... "i'll never let go!"

i'm sure NAVY sweatshirts are hard to find tho

2006-10-10T16:44:00.000-07:00

(Talking about an ARMY sweatshirt)

JW: "Whose sweatshirt is this?"
MJ: "Mine. You know you can't buy those in stores? I got it at a thrift store."
JW: "Can't you buy it at an Army surplus store?"
MJ: ".............yeah."

we broke their marketing code

2006-09-23T22:39:00.000-07:00

(talking about Frosted Flakes)
DVJ: "Have you ever had this without sugar? It's nasty."
PC: "What? They have sugarless ones?"
DVJ: "Yeah, it's called cornflakes."

because other women carry purses because they're purty

2006-09-20T10:51:00.000-07:00

(As RY is handing MJ her wallet, cell phone, blackberry, Bible, and keys)

RY: "Why don't you get a purse?"
MJ: "It's too much trouble."

hairy plasmas

2006-09-11T18:36:00.000-07:00

DVJ: "Your hair grows fast."
JW: "Maybe that's my spiritual gift."
DVJ: "Yeah, maybe you're like Samsung."

when you pretend you're a superhero

2006-08-29T16:48:00.000-07:00

(driving into the new office's underground parking garage)

BH: "Dude, I love this new office. It's like you're driving into your own private cave."

New York New York

2006-08-23T08:41:00.000-07:00

Sparky: where is the hotel?
MJ: Upper Left Side

how does LL feel?

2006-08-21T18:52:00.000-07:00

(during his best man toast, talking about singing at his own wedding)

LC: "Not a day goes by that I don't look back on my wedding day and cringe."

heartfelt thanks

2006-08-21T18:48:00.000-07:00

(NS to SS at the end of TC/JT's wedding banquet)

NS: "Thanks for everything you did! It was awesome! Umm, what did you do?"

obviousness, part trois

2006-08-14T15:31:00.000-07:00

JW: "Do you know him?"
EuL: "Yeah, he was my junior high advisor when I was in junior high."

-----

(while praying)
MJ: "Thank you for letting us eat lunch in the middle of the day."

sounds like it's spelled

2006-08-08T10:50:00.000-07:00

DVJ: "Do you know what luffa's are made out of?"
SS: "Sponges."
DVJ: "Nope. Grod. Wait, what is it called? G-O-U-R-D"
SC: "Gourd?"

yup, those will get you pregnant

2006-08-08T10:44:00.000-07:00

(after MJ finds out that fraternal twins are genetic and identical twins are not)

MJ: "Man, I wanted to marry someone with identical twins in their family so I could have twins! Now I can't!"
DVJ: "You still can. Just take fraternity drugs."

how to force gender identity on others

2006-08-08T10:11:00.000-07:00

DVJ: "Men are better at directions, but women are better at remembering landmarks."
SS: "But I'm good at directions."
DVJ: "YOU'RE A MAN!"

how high is high?

2006-08-06T00:53:00.000-07:00

DVJ: "I have a high IQ."
MJ (trying to test DVJ): "What does IQ stand for?"
DVJ: "Intelligence quota."

Real life ninjas...

2006-07-26T10:44:00.000-07:00

[EH, DVJ & JN jump up and start running away like ninjas... hunched over carrying “swords”]

EH: “When I was little, and a ninja, I used to dream about ... uhhh...”

[then EH jumps up starts yelling *poof* while he’s throwing down something to create a cloud of smoke and runs away as if he “disappears”] <--- this happens multiple times

Ebony magazine is difficult to read...

2006-07-26T10:41:00.000-07:00

DVJ: "At my work, we have Latina & Ebonics magazines
DVJ: "I grew up with white English"

Another name for “celebrity gossip” magazines...

2006-07-26T10:40:00.000-07:00

SS: Pam, give me some of your dirty magazines!

yes, I'll agree with that

2006-07-24T11:24:00.000-07:00

(deciding what movie to watch)

JT: "Let's watch Titanic!"
Guys: "Noooooooooooooooooo!"
BH: "C'mon! It's the #1 grossest movie of all time!"

time as measured by distance

2006-07-19T18:23:00.000-07:00

(coworkers TH and ML talking about ML's new job)

TH: "How far away is your new work?"
ML: "20 miles."
TH: "20 miles, that's not bad."
BH: "Dude, with traffic, 30 miles."

Poker is a very revealing game

2006-07-17T03:21:00.000-07:00

(while playing poker, TC doesn't believe that Ts has a straight...)

TC: "Ts, you are not a straight man."
Ts: "No, I'm not..."

cause drinking out of a goblet isn't as good

2006-07-17T03:11:00.000-07:00

DVJ: "The best way to drink Chimay [a Belgium beer] is to drink it out of a gauntlet."

when in doubt, make up a saying

2006-07-15T11:51:00.000-07:00

BH: "Man, LC is a smart guy."
BH: "JL is smart too."
BH: "Like minds hang out alike."

BH on theology

2006-07-07T13:47:00.000-07:00

(talking to TC about doing something for someone for free)

BH: "Don't do that. They'll never learn; they'll keep thinking that God provides."
JW: "What? Who is this?"
BH: "Oh, some guy who goes to some church. They talk a lot about God stuff there."

on school grades

2006-07-05T12:32:00.000-07:00

BH: "It's not like I get C's on purpose. I'm just relaxing."

just outside his realm of knowledge

2006-07-05T12:22:00.000-07:00

DVJ: "What's that drink called?"
RY: "Sangria."

(10 min later)

DVJ: "You guys should try some Sanhedrin."

(10 min later)

DVJ: "That Sanregis is really good."

what The "Dark" Knight drives

2006-07-03T16:40:00.000-07:00

(RY sees a Lotus Elise that is an ugly color)
RY: "If they painted it black, it would look like the Blackmobile."

I think they call it a murse

2006-07-03T16:36:00.000-07:00

(talking about eating at Sizzler and what to do with the never-ending shrimp)

TC: "It'd be awesome if I had a purse!"

Be True To Yourself

2006-07-01T19:18:00.000-07:00

(After BM's coffee night gig last nite, the staff offers us free shirts)

STAFF: Large or X-Large?
BM: Do you have a medium?
STAFF: I don't think guys should wear small sizes. We only have large and x-large anyway.
BM: But I'm a small man... wait... that didn't sound good...

proving your point

2006-07-01T11:45:00.000-07:00

(earlier everyone found out JW did well on the LSAT)

BM: "What're we doing tomorrow? Not it."
TC: "Not it."
RY: "Not it."
BM: "You think of something, Mr. LSAT."
TC: "Yeah, cuz apparently, we can't think it."

yeah, cuz THAT's real

2006-06-19T14:05:00.000-07:00

(talking about McDonald's monopoly)
(ML is a coworker)
ML: "My aunt used to work at a recycling company. One time she found a stack of LA Times with the free pieces in them and we must've opened and ripped out 1000 monopoly pieces. The best prize we won was a mug. Imagine the chances of buying the pieces and winning."

BH: "Hey, you never know. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory."

Piss is an acquired taste

2006-06-17T02:23:00.001-07:00

BH: I love Red Bull.
TC: Gross, Red Bull tastes like piss!
BH: It's an acquired taste... if you taste piss and drink it enough, you'll like it...
TC: Uhh...

Glitter Transfer

2006-06-17T02:23:00.000-07:00

(At EL4's graduation after-party)

TC: Dude, BH, you got glitter on your lip.

(BH points to girlfriend, EL3)

BH: It's from her...
TC: Uhh... whoa, BH!
JL: We need to have a talk after this...

(BH denials drowned in everyone else's laughter)

Capt’n Obvious part deux!

2006-06-14T14:38:00.000-07:00

[talking about overnight shipping]
BM: How long will it take to get here?
Everyone: Um... overnight?!

[talking about hush puppies]
JL: So what does it taste like?
BM: It’s hard to describe. It’s kind of like when you eat it, you’ll be like, it’s hard to describe...
JL: (to WJ) So how would you describe it?
WJ: Fried cornbread

[talking about the daiquiri drive thru place]
JL: What is that?
BM: It’s like an alcoholic slurpee
JL: I was talking about the drive thru! I know what a daiquiri is!!!

Oh, WOW!

2006-06-12T00:20:00.000-07:00

While driving in New Orleans...

BM: Oh, WOW!
TC: Huh?
BM: WOW.

(TC looks back, sees restaurant: World Of Wings)

TC: Oh.

on celebrity sightings

2006-05-31T16:41:00.000-07:00

BH: "I've seen a lot of celebrities."
DVJ: "Really, like who?"
BH: "Like.....Kobe Bryant. Oh wait, I saw him at a game."

1 Year Anniversary...

2006-05-25T17:03:00.000-07:00

Happy 1 year birthday unofficial Exodus blog!

Because it's rare to find at the beach...

2006-05-21T21:54:00.000-07:00

JT: Hey! There's sand everywhere!!!

What radiation therapists do...

2006-05-18T22:24:00.000-07:00

[talking about patients]

KW: So you just press a button & radar these people?
DVJ: Yeah ... oh wait

TC: This is gonna go on the blog isn't it? Maaaan...

2006-05-02T11:46:00.000-07:00

[JC is talking about how his boss said the immigrants protest on May 1st was some sort of Mexican parade]

TC: Yeah, it should be called CINCO DE UNO

Hui School of Medicine

2006-04-25T14:55:00.000-07:00

ML: "Your body can take a shock if your body temperature changes too much."
BH: "Yeah, like if your fever is too high and you get dumped in an ice chest."

*confused looks*

JW: "Who dumps you into an ice chest?"
BH: "The doctor. At the emergency room. If your fever's too high, what's he gonna do? He's gonna dump you into an ice chest."

Field of Dreams

2006-04-21T22:44:00.000-07:00

TC: I wanna play baseball.
JT: Do you have bats and mittens?

why we love BH

2006-04-20T16:48:00.000-07:00

BH: "Man, I'm so full. I feel like I'm eating out of vain."
RY: "You mean 'in vain'?"

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[16:44] JW: you busy sat night?
[16:44] BH: during the day yes

baby expert

2006-04-17T14:25:00.000-07:00

(referring to Rebekah)

BH: "She's a lot more observant now.
It's cuz she's getting older.
That's what happens."

Guys get PMS too...

2006-04-14T12:34:00.000-07:00

BM: Ehhh ... I don’t feel good... maybe it’s that time of the month...

we have a new winner

2006-04-03T13:39:00.000-07:00

Someone mentions Tennessee...

JT: "Where's Tennessee?"

< various ppl comment on how Californians don't know where anything is.>

MJ: "Southwest of Virginia."
NS: "What city is Yale in?"
MJ: "New Haven."
DVJ: "Is that near New Hamster?"

the latest technologies

2006-04-01T15:32:00.000-08:00

RY: "Do you have a Zip drive? Or a CB jurner?"

Transhi's Twin? ... Future Self?...

2006-03-31T13:00:00.000-08:00

Transhi now...

Transhi in 10 years...

confirmation...

2006-03-27T12:10:00.000-08:00

JN: "MJ, stop using your brain!"
MJ: "I'm not!"

what can brown do for you?

2006-03-27T11:21:00.000-08:00

when the BM pics from the HOB concert are too big to email, send a package.....

MJ: i will put them on a little thing that u stcik in ur ups box