entertainment for the good of others

Talking about Castaway.

BH: "It's one of those movies where you have to picture yourself in that situation. It's unselfish entertainment."

Yeah, I agree with that

NS: "Different people are different."

It's always somebody else's fault

NS: "The wall was hitting me."

Master punner

BH: "I'm anal about bathrooms."

Vegas Baby! VEGAS!!!

BM: Lord, give us a clear path….and safety.
BH: (waving his hand in front of his nose as if someone just farted) Oh! Whew!

BM accidentally spits on the dashboard & starts wiping it off with a napkin. BH opens the window letting 117 degree heat come into the nicely AC cooled car…
Everyone in the car: What are you doing?
BH: Dust. Didn’t you see the dust? I’m letting it out.

Throwing the banana bread at each other’s crotches.
(this is definitely a man’s game… us girls don’t find this funny to do, but maybe to watch)

We’re all eating at the buffet, and BH starts laughing at a comment someone makes. People ask him what’s going on. He tells the story, but it flops.
BH: It’s all Benny’s fault! He forced me to say a bad dud! You had to be there!

Dealer: So where are you from?
BH: Chinese… from China
Dealer: Hahahaa!
BH: hah.. wha... how bout you?
Dealer: Polish… from Poland

EH: You can’t play with fear. You can’t think about how you’re down so much.
BH: Look at me, foo!!! I’m a FREAKIN’ LOOSER!!!

At the World Poker Tour Scam table
EH: Put on your sunglasses so you can bluff the dealer.

BH is sitting next to NS at the buffet. NS goes to get food.
NS (to BH): Can you watch my purse?
BH: Sure.
BH (to JW): Hey, can you watch her purse? I can’t see it from this angle.

Asking where Pai Gow Pete is from...
BH: So where’s your...uh.. native... territory?

JW: Yay Pete! Yay Pete! Pai Gow Pete!
Suddenly, the table behind us goes into an uproar.
Dealer: Man, there’s some rowdy people at that table.
JW: But the other tables aren’t chanting your name like we do.

While playing Pai Gow & EH pushed
Pai Gow Pete: I should change the cards so I kick your butt
EH: You mean, “Kick your arse?” (dealer’s from England)
Pai Gow Pete: No.
EH: But if you were back in London, would you say “Kick your arse?”
Pai Gow Pete: No!

EH in an attempt to move seats on the Pai Gow table
EH: Can I move over there?
Pai Gow Pete: You can move to the freeway if you want...

Don't underestimate DVJ's knowledge of cars...

DVJ: There was this one time my car broke down, so I popped the trunk, checked the wiper fluid, then called AAA.

Thinks he's a crustacean...

BM: "I'm a lobster!!!"

So cute...

NS: Yeah, I’m a year older than JT but we’re the same school year because, um, ... I was a fob.

No, not that!

RY: "There are people who watch who talks to who, who goes where....they're like observers."

Future Business Ventures...

RY: TC & DC want to open up a parking lot for non-fobs
BM: it can be next to the casino we're gonna open for good people
RY: and JW can offer his strollers-for-adults business as transportation
BM: yea, it'll be a hit!
RY: good idea. go do it!
BM: gotta invent the laying down computer device first
RY: i'd use that if they existed

Tellin' it like it is...

While looking at pictures on the refrigerator...

JW: I don't have a picture of the baby
WC: I think I may have one. Do you want one?
JW: No.

Stingrays are Everywhere...

Everyone is talking about swordfish...

NS: Oops, sorry! I was thinking about stingrays!

Untold Adventures of DVJ...

While talking about obedience to God...

RY: Sometimes I don't want to but I do it anyway
DVJ: Trust me, I know. Otherwise God will send a whale to swallow you up
RY: You've been swallowed up by a whale?
DVJ: Yes.

myers brigg

JT: "It's your P, it's your P! It's coming out!"

Thinks he's a girl...

DVJ: "I'm pretty!"

taken out of context

DVJ: "I like Steve's ball. I think it has a good weight."

master of the obvious

JW: "I need to wash my car."
BM: "Me, too. But everytime I wash it, it gets dirty again."

More things that don't sound right

while playing poker....

DVJ: "We should have a table for us lowballers."
TC: "That doesn't sound too good."
DVJ: "...for us LOW-ballers." (making it sound different)
TC: "That still doesn't sound good."
DVJ: "How 'bout for us no-ballers."
DVJ: "Is this gonna go on the blog?"

Word is getting out

NS: "I can't believe you guys blogged me!"

Things that make you go, "Hmm... really?!" ...

BM: We got some food & we're gonna eat it!
BM: Behind my house there is a house!
BM: It was itchy so I scratched it!

stingray city

BM: "You can't swim with stingrays."
NS: "You can in Stingray City."

be careful what you wish for

JW: "How come all you guys moved to LA?"
DVJ: "I dunno, it has to be God. I remember in college when I said 'I will never, ever move to LA.'"
JW: "Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor?"
DVJ: "I know... God has a great sense of humor."
(...pause...)
DVJ: "I will never, ever marry somebody hot."