More things that don't sound right

while playing poker....

DVJ: "We should have a table for us lowballers."
TC: "That doesn't sound too good."
DVJ: "...for us LOW-ballers." (making it sound different)
TC: "That still doesn't sound good."
DVJ: "How 'bout for us no-ballers."
DVJ: "Is this gonna go on the blog?"

Word is getting out

NS: "I can't believe you guys blogged me!"

Things that make you go, "Hmm... really?!" ...

BM: We got some food & we're gonna eat it!
BM: Behind my house there is a house!
BM: It was itchy so I scratched it!

stingray city

BM: "You can't swim with stingrays."
NS: "You can in Stingray City."

be careful what you wish for

JW: "How come all you guys moved to LA?"
DVJ: "I dunno, it has to be God. I remember in college when I said 'I will never, ever move to LA.'"
JW: "Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor?"
DVJ: "I know... God has a great sense of humor."
(...pause...)
DVJ: "I will never, ever marry somebody hot."