Lost in Translation

(EL's wedding rehearsal dinner at Chinese restaurant)

Groomsmen 1:  What does that Chinese character on the wall mean?

Groomsmen 2:  Fortune... Foo...

GM 1:  Huh?

GM 2:  Fortune... Foo...

GM 1:  Ok...

Someone:  Did you say, "fortune, you fool..."

GM1:  Oh... no, no, no.... it means fortune... pronounced "fu"