Real life ninjas...

[EH, DVJ & JN jump up and start running away like ninjas... hunched over carrying “swords”]

EH: “When I was little, and a ninja, I used to dream about ... uhhh...”

[then EH jumps up starts yelling *poof* while he’s throwing down something to create a cloud of smoke and runs away as if he “disappears”] <--- this happens multiple times

Ebony magazine is difficult to read...

DVJ: "At my work, we have Latina & Ebonics magazines
DVJ: "I grew up with white English"

Another name for “celebrity gossip” magazines...

SS: Pam, give me some of your dirty magazines!

yes, I'll agree with that

(deciding what movie to watch)

JT: "Let's watch Titanic!"
Guys: "Noooooooooooooooooo!"
BH: "C'mon! It's the #1 grossest movie of all time!"

time as measured by distance

(coworkers TH and ML talking about ML's new job)

TH: "How far away is your new work?"
ML: "20 miles."
TH: "20 miles, that's not bad."
BH: "Dude, with traffic, 30 miles."

Poker is a very revealing game

(while playing poker, TC doesn't believe that Ts has a straight...)

TC: "Ts, you are not a straight man."
Ts: "No, I'm not..."

cause drinking out of a goblet isn't as good

DVJ: "The best way to drink Chimay [a Belgium beer] is to drink it out of a gauntlet."

when in doubt, make up a saying

BH: "Man, LC is a smart guy."
BH: "JL is smart too."
BH: "Like minds hang out alike."

BH on theology

(talking to TC about doing something for someone for free)

BH: "Don't do that. They'll never learn; they'll keep thinking that God provides."
JW: "What? Who is this?"
BH: "Oh, some guy who goes to some church. They talk a lot about God stuff there."

on school grades

BH: "It's not like I get C's on purpose. I'm just relaxing."

just outside his realm of knowledge

DVJ: "What's that drink called?"
RY: "Sangria."

(10 min later)

DVJ: "You guys should try some Sanhedrin."

(10 min later)

DVJ: "That Sanregis is really good."

what The "Dark" Knight drives

(RY sees a Lotus Elise that is an ugly color)
RY: "If they painted it black, it would look like the Blackmobile."

I think they call it a murse

(talking about eating at Sizzler and what to do with the never-ending shrimp)

TC: "It'd be awesome if I had a purse!"

Be True To Yourself

(After BM's coffee night gig last nite, the staff offers us free shirts)

STAFF: Large or X-Large?
BM: Do you have a medium?
STAFF: I don't think guys should wear small sizes. We only have large and x-large anyway.
BM: But I'm a small man... wait... that didn't sound good...

proving your point

(earlier everyone found out JW did well on the LSAT)

BM: "What're we doing tomorrow? Not it."
TC: "Not it."
RY: "Not it."
BM: "You think of something, Mr. LSAT."
TC: "Yeah, cuz apparently, we can't think it."