Strategic Mergers

When talking about the New Year's Eve party...

MJ: are hte families comign?
MJ: like denwen and j adn e
TC: denwen i think are... emathan will be in seattle
TC: lizard may come
MJ: hahaha!
MJ: these are cute names
MJ: i have to marry someone that i can do wthat with
MJ: like...judy
MJ: minjudy
MJ: but i'm not into that
TC: uhh

When there aren't enough "isms"

MJ: i think it's my internet
MJ: it's a bit jacked rt now; we're using enighbor's bc ours isnt'w orking
TC: "i think it's my internet"
TC: haha, that's a funny one
TC: YOUR internet
TC: almost a bushism
MJ: that would be gore'ism

Being clever...

When MJ was going over to TC's to pick up her cell phone that she left behind... (unedited)

MJ: ok i'm comign now
MJ: i'll call you when i'm outside?
MJ: so i don't have to find parking?
MJ: oh wait nm. i'm picking up my cell phone so i won't be able to call you from the car

Spidermen? ... or ... Monkeys?!

Mind Games

EH: hehehe... I'm just playing with your mind...
JW: My mind is not a toy.

Good advice

DVJ: "My parents told me not to marry a Korean because they beat their wives."

What are you trying to say...

JT: "Jeff works in the room that smells bad."
JW: "Yup."
SS: "Are you the only one in that room?"