yeah, cuz THAT's real

(talking about McDonald's monopoly)
(ML is a coworker)
ML: "My aunt used to work at a recycling company. One time she found a stack of LA Times with the free pieces in them and we must've opened and ripped out 1000 monopoly pieces. The best prize we won was a mug. Imagine the chances of buying the pieces and winning."

BH: "Hey, you never know. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory."

Piss is an acquired taste

BH: I love Red Bull.
TC: Gross, Red Bull tastes like piss!
BH: It's an acquired taste... if you taste piss and drink it enough, you'll like it...
TC: Uhh...

Glitter Transfer

(At EL4's graduation after-party)

TC: Dude, BH, you got glitter on your lip.

(BH points to girlfriend, EL3)

BH: It's from her...
TC: Uhh... whoa, BH!
JL: We need to have a talk after this...

(BH denials drowned in everyone else's laughter)

Capt’n Obvious part deux!

[talking about overnight shipping]
BM: How long will it take to get here?
Everyone: Um... overnight?!

[talking about hush puppies]
JL: So what does it taste like?
BM: It’s hard to describe. It’s kind of like when you eat it, you’ll be like, it’s hard to describe...
JL: (to WJ) So how would you describe it?
WJ: Fried cornbread

[talking about the daiquiri drive thru place]
JL: What is that?
BM: It’s like an alcoholic slurpee
JL: I was talking about the drive thru! I know what a daiquiri is!!!

Oh, WOW!

While driving in New Orleans...

BM: Oh, WOW!
TC: Huh?
BM: WOW.

(TC looks back, sees restaurant: World Of Wings)

TC: Oh.