Saturday, September 23, 2006

we broke their marketing code

(talking about Frosted Flakes)
DVJ: "Have you ever had this without sugar? It's nasty."
PC: "What? They have sugarless ones?"
DVJ: "Yeah, it's called cornflakes."

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

because other women carry purses because they're purty

(As RY is handing MJ her wallet, cell phone, blackberry, Bible, and keys)

RY: "Why don't you get a purse?"
MJ: "It's too much trouble."

Monday, September 11, 2006

hairy plasmas

DVJ: "Your hair grows fast."
JW: "Maybe that's my spiritual gift."
DVJ: "Yeah, maybe you're like Samsung."