Grayer part of BH's memory

JuW: Who is this?
JL: Corinne Bailey Rae.
JuW: What is she? Is she black?
JL: But she's light skinned. Light Black.
BH: That's like BM's song, "lighter shades of gray".

Christmas theological debates

(about the meaning of Noel)
EuL: I think it means Christmas.
JW: God with us?
BH: Hahahahah, that's Emmanuel.
EiL (after googling it): It means Christmas.
JL: That makes sense, "The first Noel".
EuL: Hmm, what does Hark mean?
EmL: I think it's the angel's name. You know, Gabriel, Hark.

Because Plastic is Much More Comfortable Than Cotton...

[talking about wrapped sour candy sticks]

RY: Why don’t you stick them in your pocket. They won’t fit in my purse.
DVJ: But when I walk up to the ticket guy, he’ll be like, “why are your pants crinkling?!”
RY: You can tell him that it’s because you wear plastic underwear
DVJ: Yeah, that’s true.

Thanks for the compliment!

Client: Oh, I'm such a retard at computer things! You're so good at it!
TC: That's ok. There's plenty of things I don't know anything about.
Client: Yea, I can only imagine!
TC: (funny look on face behind client)

we can set it up

BM: "What's gonna happen in 2007?"
MJ: "BM's gonna get a girlfriend....courtesy of MJ. No, I mean....."

only being polite

MJ: "How was work? You look so tired."
SS: "I don't want to talk about it."
MJ: "Yeah, me neither."