Duped (again) by a (very smart) 3 year old...

[what happens when you pretend your housemate's rabbit is yours]

BM: Where's your rabbit?
Kay: Not yet! Not until I'm BIG! *throws arms up*
BM: I have a rabbit.
Kay: Uncle SAM has a rabbit!
BM: Uhh...

why fasting isn't more popular

JC: "Meals aren't as fun without the food."

you might be from LA if...

(driving through KC and looking at the trees with no leaves)

BH: Why are all these trees burned?