BH: "This music speaks miles..."
BM: "You mean volumes!?"
BH: "Ooohh yea..."

I see "pretend" trains...

(while hearing train whistles blow & the low rumbling sounds of a passing train)

SK: "Is that a real train or just imitation?"

anatomy lesson

RY: "How come girls don't get prostate cancer?"

How to make people feel awkward...

(talking to HP's friends who we all just met)

JT: You're getting married?
JT: When?
JT: Are we invited?!
Couple: ...

what teachers learn

JT: "The first few months I was teaching, I got sick every other week. It's because I hadn't learned to eat without washing my hands yet."

japanese taste

(talking about drinking water)

NS: "It tastes good! It tastes like there're rocks in it!"

do they know they're related?

NS: "Oh, I have two friends who are lawyers."
JW: "Oh really?"
NS: "Yeah, they're brothers. And twins. They're BOTH twins!"