sorry, i'm not into that

(ed. note: MJ is not married and has a brother who is married.)

Asking about potential future spouse criteria...

MJ: "So what language does she have to speak?"
JW: "Mandarin."
MJ: "My sister-in-law speaks Mandarin!"

when good ideas go bad

Eating at Costco...

BH: "Man, if I was homeless, I'd come here. $1.50 everyday for lunch."
BH: "If I had to go to the bathroom, just go to a hotel."
BH: "You can sleep in the 24 hr Kinkos."
BH: "If you need to take a shower, just go by the beach, and bring a bar of soap. I mean, you wouldn't be naked, just wear your swimming trunks."
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Everyone else: "Man, you should write a book."

BH: "Yeah, man, we should write a book for homeless people and we'll get rich."
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BH: "It'll give them purpose. How to be a better one. When one homeless sees a more successful homeless, he'll be like, 'Dude, I want to be like THAT homeless.'"

When a rebel isn't a rebel...

Talking about going into work late...

BH: Man... you're a rebel!
JW: I'm not a rebel... I've gone in late all week!

Evening Banter...

TW: Shhhh! Silence is golden
RY: Stop being so stubborn
TW: You stop being so stubborn
RY: You’re the “leader”... Next time I see you, I’m gonna salute!
TW: You never listen!!! I'm B.O.S.S.Y.
RY: What does that mean?! Oh...
KW: I listen! Most people say, “I’m here!” but TW says, “Come down” and I say “Okay!”

O.K. U.S.A.!

DVJ & his twin, the Frog...

Round 1... FIGHT!

FLAG FOOTBALL
Sundays @ 1:00pm sharp
Almansor Park in Alhambra

Another Close Call...

Re: 24 ... the untold story ...
Time: 01:19am
Location: CTU Alhambra
Via: Email

KW: “I just wanted to let you two know that I came home from Ontario Airport safely. I was watching the action on the plane while Jack Bauer plots to rescue everyone. Phew. ~KW”

KW is okay. Repeat. KW is okay...

Re: Update
Time: 16:39pm
Location: CTU Alhambra
Via: Email

KW: "I landed only a few hours after the hostage stand off. I did really want to meet Jack though. In any case, I have a good idea of where that yellow tie guy is too. I could help."

We have a man (woman) on the inside. I repeat. We have KW on the inside. She can QB for us.

He's not the Pillsbury dough boy

NS: "It's fun to poke at you."

Some mistakes are forever remembered

While TC is taking JT to the place where he is going to propose... JW pops out.

JW: "Hey, you guys got the matches?!"

Okay, I'll try, but I don't think it'll work

KS: "You should cut your hair so it's less hairy."

Yup, cuz THAT's his name

BM: "Have you seen The Village?"
KS: "Oh, that's by Midnight Shamalamaya."

No, it's adamantium

NS: "Wow, that's a nice foosball table. What is it made of? Chronium? Oh, wait, is it Chronum?"

I don't wanna know

KS: "Joe, you look better with your clothes on."

The trip, not when you couldn't sleep!

JW: Oh man, I’m really tired. I couldn’t sleep last night. I think I’m still jetlagged.
TS: Where did you go?
JW: The internet