Eating at Costco...
BH: "Man, if I was homeless, I'd come here. $1.50 everyday for lunch."
BH: "If I had to go to the bathroom, just go to a hotel."
BH: "You can sleep in the 24 hr Kinkos."
BH: "If you need to take a shower, just go by the beach, and bring a bar of soap. I mean, you wouldn't be naked, just wear your swimming trunks."
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Everyone else: "Man, you should write a book."
BH: "Yeah, man, we should write a book for homeless people and we'll get rich."
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BH: "It'll give them purpose. How to be a better one. When one homeless sees a more successful homeless, he'll be like, 'Dude, I want to be like THAT homeless.'"
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because we know the ins and outs of all the places that are possible to go to and use, we can be efficient homeless...
this can also revolutionze the whole homeless mindset. they may live better homeless lives. more meaning, more purpose.
"the homeless genius" - one that knows how to survive and make a good life out of his current lifesyle condition.
i don't think it will sell (they won't buy the book because they won't be able to afford it), but people can hand it to them when they see them on the streets.
but honestly, i do have compassion on them.
bayjeemong
was that what you are gonn write on the inside jacket? What you should do is print it in comic form on toilet paper.. then where they're done reading it they can wipe.
my sister is with a genious... :]
emily
oh my, i haven't laughed this hard in a long time. . .
ouch!!!!
Ridiculous!
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