Where'd you hear that?

JW:  u have 4 mil dollar home?

TC:  huh?

TC:  HW lives in a 8 mil dollar home...

TC:  our condo was - - -.  where'd you hear 4 mil?

JW:  haaha

JW:  crumpler bag 

TC:  hahahah

(Crumpler makes camera bags... one of them is called 4 Million Dollar Home)

Lost in Translation

(EL's wedding rehearsal dinner at Chinese restaurant)

Groomsmen 1:  What does that Chinese character on the wall mean?

Groomsmen 2:  Fortune... Foo...

GM 1:  Huh?

GM 2:  Fortune... Foo...

GM 1:  Ok...

Someone:  Did you say, "fortune, you fool..."

GM1:  Oh... no, no, no.... it means fortune... pronounced "fu"

BH: "This music speaks miles..."
BM: "You mean volumes!?"
BH: "Ooohh yea..."

I see "pretend" trains...

(while hearing train whistles blow & the low rumbling sounds of a passing train)

SK: "Is that a real train or just imitation?"

anatomy lesson

RY: "How come girls don't get prostate cancer?"

How to make people feel awkward...

(talking to HP's friends who we all just met)

JT: You're getting married?
JT: When?
JT: Are we invited?!
Couple: ...

what teachers learn

JT: "The first few months I was teaching, I got sick every other week. It's because I hadn't learned to eat without washing my hands yet."

japanese taste

(talking about drinking water)

NS: "It tastes good! It tastes like there're rocks in it!"

do they know they're related?

NS: "Oh, I have two friends who are lawyers."
JW: "Oh really?"
NS: "Yeah, they're brothers. And twins. They're BOTH twins!"

JT/TC: "A lot of people think that they will just grow over time when in fact, they're just aging"

In Memory of the Spoon that Fell...

(buying shaved ice)

RY: *grabs 2 spoons*
JW: Oh, they already gave us spoons
RY: It's okay, you never know what's going to transpire
JW: Yeah, that's right... like if we were walking along and see 2 abandoned bowls of shaved ice on the street
RY: That's right
JW: God works in mysterious ways.
JW: You gotta be ready! God wants to move in your life but you have to be ready for it.
RY: I'm ready! I'm ready! *holds up the spoons* See?!

(keeps walking to car)

RY: *drops one of the spoons walking to the the rice-rocket mobile*
JW: What?! God's taking it away.
RY: That's right. When you're not a good steward of what God gives you, He'll take it away.
JW: Yeah, like if you bury your talents in the ground.

Deleted Memory #4

Click here to draw a house on The Exodus Street!

click on the above to draw your house. it'll analyze your
personality based on the drawing, and then add it to The
Exodus Street so you can see others' houses and their
personalities! ackckkc! how fun is this gonna be?!
please do it. don't leave me hanging so i feel like a loser
with the only house on the block.

Click here to see The Exodus Street!

admitting defeat?

Beach vball, during a close game, where NS and RC's team get a side out.

NS: "We're not going down easily!"
RC: "We're not going down at all!"

3 Year Anniversary ...

Happy 3rd Birthday unofficial Exoblog!!!

Deleted Memory #3

Memoirs of a Geisha

??: "BM was in that movie"
TC: "Yeah, he was a geisha!"

Deleted Memory #2

EmL: "Sorry, the clippers are really loud"
TC: "It's okay, I have a Cantonese girlfriend"

Deleted Memory #1

DVJ: "I lost my driver's license, but found it a few months later... in my wallet!"

Mantou?! ... or not?

RY: "Is it still hot?"
JTC: "No, it's kind of mushy and cold. I'm sorry, but I keep touching your buns!"

Casual Fridays

fugu: packed?
MJ: no
MJ: i'm at owrk
MJ: flipping out
fugu: oh man
MJ: u may just be picking me up
MJ: no clothes, haha

crap?

(after holding it for a 5 hr flight)

MJ: I need to drop in a load......of laundry!!